Born in 1789 off the north coast of Antarctica, Lilijana Matičevska managed to kill Mozart at the precocious age of 2 before being raised by wolves in the Bavarian forest. She was abducted by aliens and cryogenically preserved aboard their UFO until it crash-landed in Australia centuries later. Today she composes leftist propaganda songs and enjoys kicking the gender binary's bum into oblivion. ... more